Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.
I burnt the crust of my pizza so I cut it off, then I folded the whole crustless pizza in half and accidentally created the pizza taco. And I ate it. I don’t know if I’m okay with it yet.
Apparently the shower at the college has only two settings: Antarctica or Mt. Doom. And the water pressure sucks.
Conversation with myself
My body when it decides to menstruate and host a really bad virus at the same time: “ERMAGHERDSTOOPDMMUNESYSTMBLARGALARGBLEEEEEEDCRMPBLARGALARGHFSDSDSE!!!11!”