I burnt the crust of my pizza so I cut it off, then I folded the whole crustless pizza in half and accidentally created the pizza taco. And I ate it. I don’t know if I’m okay with it yet.
Apparently the shower at the college has only two settings: Antarctica or Mt. Doom. And the water pressure sucks.
Conversation with myself
My body when it decides to menstruate and host a really bad virus at the same time: “ERMAGHERDSTOOPDMMUNESYSTMBLARGALARGBLEEEEEEDCRMPBLARGALARGHFSDSDSE!!!11!”
I love annoying my little sister.
My new game: When the time is right, I burst through her bedroom door or I urgently knock on the bathroom door, where ever she is, and I loudly proclaim “Mad Money is on CNBC!” Then I just leave. I do this every evening now. Pisses. her. off.
"You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?"